David Walker Not Wavid Dalker

Where does everybody know your name? I wish I had a place like that, but alas my life is not a television show starring Ted Danson.

Where do you get your city gossip? The crazies on Muni who entrust me with all their dirty little secrets.

Who's your favorite quintessential local character? Bushman. He wakes up every day, grabs his little bush fortress, and sits by the Wharf scaring tourists. And he probably makes more money than I do doing this. Kudos to you, Bushman.

What's your secret spot in town? I can't tell you that, but it's a tiny little park in the Sunset with an amazing panorama of the city.

What local merchant have you been meaning to check out? Benny Gold.

If you can change one thing about San Francisco, what would it be? The negative stereotypes. But I suppose they slightly decrease the amount of tourists we get. So I take that back. Can I take that back?