Mork from Ork Observer of Humans

SF is... far, far away from my hometown and has some of the most unique humans inhabiting it.

Where would you have your last meal on earth (and what would you eat)? I'd definitely fill up on plastic, flowers from the Dahlia Dell in Golden Gate Park, and Blue Bottle coffee grinds. Just no chicken, please (my people descended from this mighty bird!). But if I were on Ork, my last meal would be a Flek, of course. 

Who's your favorite quintessential local character? Robin Williams. He's quite a handsome earthling.

What's your go-to date place? Mindy and I love taking Beebo on long walks through the Panhandle.

Why do you love your neighborhood? I can easily stock up on rainbow suspenders on Haight Street.

What's your secret spot in town? Shazbot if I'm going to tell you!