Bold Locals

Mary Catherine O'Connor

is trying to apply herself

Jaimal Yogis

is dreaming of swimming with sharks

Aaron Britt

folds pocket squares into deadly weapons

Laura Beck

jumps out of cakes. and then eats them

Ethan Kanat

will be staying out late tonight

Isaac Fitzgerald

has a hero complex

Dennis Yang

still makes mixtapes

LJ Moore

could out-pun your Dad

Mariah Gardner

likes being lost at sea

Josh Rotter

is still looking for Mr. Goodbar

Jackson West

is living on the cheap in San Francisco

N.W. Smith

shines 'cause he grinds

Josh Izenberg

jaywalks.

Garrett Kamps

collects spores, molds, and fungus

Marc Hawthorne

is checking scores right now

Kimberly Chun

refuses to buckle down

Michelle Broder Van Dyke

says it’s all the same-old-same-old, but it’s never déjà vu

Eugene Robinson

Too much style for this planet? Experts say YES.

Nicole Martinelli

is little bit country, a little rock n' roll

Chloe Schildhause

is voguing on the streets

Matt Baume

is on a very important case

Jennifer Maerz

is an urban beach bum

Sam Harnett

recycles other people's trash

Chrissy Loader

knows when to walk away, and when to run

Kristin Smith

is climbing something taller than herself

Jon Adams

can grow a beard as well as Cliff Clavin

Justin Juul

ain't no goddamn sunuvabitch

Chris Roberts

would like to meet a ghost

Twilight Greenaway

has some big questions

L.C. Mason

welcomes you to the jungle

Reyhan Harmanci

is always up for a good garage sale

Tienlon Ho

is holding a sea urchin

Stephen Torres

is getting lost

Steven Leckart

is a terrible napper

Justine Sharrock

is scouring the streets

Emily Goligoski

dances like everyone is watching

Kristen Philipkoski

is searching for the perfect platform

Laura Brunow Miner

Noah Sanders

is wet-mouthed with anticipation

Zoneil Maharaj

hates vegetables

Tara Ramroop

is desirous of everything at the same time

Kate Greene

is thinking about it

The Bold Italic

discovers a day in the life at 6th and Market

Annetta Black

prefers keeping it strange

Antonia Richmond

knows it when she sees it

Mara Sohn

waits for the next reel to spool

Chris Sabbath

is the president of his own fan club

Mat Honan

gives good Internet

Sarah Han

would like to befriend your dog

Jon Korn

does not want to be that guy

Hanah Snavely

is just sayin' words

Leslie Fulbright

takes cream and sugar

Lisa Tauber

has never heard that expression

Andreas Trolf

enjoys the occasional drink

Sarah Rich

knows how to keep a secret

Sean Sanford

rhymes with witty

Patrick Heig

is sorry he has to keep apologizing

Dino-Ray Ramos

is a sartorial cycle of fun

Jesse Szymanski

is good at bumming cigarettes

Drew Himmelstein

likes to be anonymous

Nicole Grant

knows the secret in the secret sauce

Jonny Waldman

is strongly averse to goats

Brendan Francis Newnam