Bold Locals

James Nestor

says ambition is the last refuge of failure

Elia Varela Serra

can curse in a dozen languages

Tienlon Ho

could eat a crab this big

Chris Atwood

is cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

Tamara Barak Aparton

dances with dogs

Jon Korn

does not want to be that guy

Joshua Cobos

sure plays a mean pinball

Caleb Garling

wonders what would happen if

David Franklin

knows a thing about a thing or two

Leigh Cuen

is a domesticated bookworm

Eric Slatkin

thinks slap bracelets are so 2027

Alanna Hale

is hungry. Again.

Abby Wilcox

what we think, we become

Wendy MacNaughton

is your MF'ing SF illustrator, that's who

Summer Sewell

was just wondering

Sasha Darling

firmly believes in cocktail attire

Ilana Diamond

is watching you

Sarah Verena Kleinman

can’t help but stare

Justin Juul

ain't no goddamn sunuvabitch

Mark Lukach

is stoked out of his mind

Christy Chan

is on permanent sabbatical

Sarah Gagnon

has a bad liver and a broken heart

Noah Sanders

is wet-mouthed with anticipation

Kelly Malone

is Martha Stewart meets Alice Cooper

Allie Pape

can't keep it to herself

Laura Beck

jumps out of cakes. and then eats them

The Bold Italic

thinks being nice is pretty naughty

L.C. Mason

welcomes you to the jungle

Ashley Harrell

is stapled to a monkey

Kimberly Chun

refuses to buckle down

Tony DuShane

loves you more than you know

Ninna Gaensler-Debs

has viking blood in her veins

Tania Khadder

isn't so sure

Carol Vaziri

has not slept since 2004

Marc Dantona

is an instigator of awesome.

Chloe Schildhause

is voguing on the streets

Ethan Kanat

will be staying out late tonight

Marc Hawthorne

is checking scores right now

Anna McCarthy

fueled by tacos

Grant Marek

is gonna take pollution down to zero

Melisssa Tan

wouldn't have it any other way.

Sarah Han

just got the punchline

Sam Harnett

recycles other people's trash

Ella Lawrence

knows it's 5pm somewhere

Justine Sharrock

is scouring the streets

Rose Garrett

really ties the room together

Nicole Grant

knows the secret in the secret sauce

Michael Stabile

likes the seedy underbelly

Kristin Smith

is climbing something taller than herself

Noya Kohavi

is typing up a storm

Beth Spotswood

is nerdy, responsible, and tall

Allan Hough

can't help having a good time

Chrissy Loader

knows when to walk away, and when to run

Jennifer Maerz

is an urban beach bum

Miquel Hudin

enjoys his exclave

Heidi Anspaugh

preaches the gospel of "fuckit"

Andy Wright

Fun intended.

Chelsea Hogue

will steal your anecdotes

Broke-Ass Stuart

has probably had worse lifetimes

Aeschleah DeMartino

wishes she had a jetpack

Anisse Gross

forgot the words to this one

Nato Green

is a formidable foe

Stephanie Foo

cuts hoodlums and tape

Linda Schumacher

is following her heart

Aaron Britt

folds pocket squares into deadly weapons

Jesse Hirsch

is losing his edge

Twilight Greenaway

has some big questions

Valerie Luu

plays with her food

Michelle Broder Van Dyke

says it’s all the same-old-same-old, but it’s never déjà vu

Sara Faith Alterman

puts the ass in sass

Mariah Gardner

likes being lost at sea

Stephen Torres

is getting lost

Margo Moritz

thinks it's a good sign

Eloise Porter

thinks every hour is happy hour

Tara Ramroop Hunt

is desirous of everything at the same time

Harmon Leon

will one day take up the harp

Justine Quart

will steal your lunch, then review it.

Travis Jensen & Brad Evans

respect the Tenderloin

Jessica Lanyadoo

is a waterfall

Chris Benz

experiences rock and roll as a rebuke

Anna Hennings

is tall and wearing heels anyway

Alex Koll

is currently flightless and unable to lay eggs

N.W. Smith

shines 'cause he grinds

Beth Cook

walks like an Egyptian

William Mercer McLeod

loves hot nights

Chris Roberts

would like to meet a ghost

Ramin Rahimian

takes photos and eats food

Isaac Fitzgerald

has a hero complex

Laura Brunow Miner

wants to live at summer camp

Thomas Page McBee

is a dapper rebel

Brendan Seibel

pokes things with sticks

Sandra Silvoy

double double this sans that

Sasha Darling & N.W. Smith

are fighting the good fight

Katie J.M. Baker

is Googling you right now.

Andre Torrez

is trying to relax

William Bostwick

makes it himself

Bill Talic

has a devil's haircut

Dennis Yang

still makes mixtapes

Nikki Grattan

likes straight talk

Rachel Levin

hopes the Big One is just a little one

Boonsri Dickinson

likes to meet people in elevators, where it's intimate

Andrew M. Dalton

has already made alternate plans

Matt Baume

is on a very important case

Ashwin Seshagiri

has pie all over his face.

Kristen Philipkoski

is searching for the perfect platform

Winni Wintermeyer

sticks his head in the clouds

Kathleen Alcott

exited Dodge slowly and carefully

Antonia Richmond

knows it when she sees it

Hanah Snavely

is just sayin' words

Eugene Robinson

Too much style for this planet? Experts say YES.

TBI - 6th and Market Team

discovers a day in the life at 6th and Market

Jonny Waldman

is strongly averse to goats

Josh Rotter

is still looking for Mr. Goodbar

Mary Catherine O'Connor

is trying to apply herself

Steven Leckart

is a terrible napper

Aaron Sankin

is subsisting exclusively on unicorn meat

Josh Izenberg

jaywalks

Jaimal Yogis

is dreaming of swimming with sharks

Allison Davis

is an aspiring grown-up

Andrew Fitzgerald

likes telling tales and spinning yarns

Garrett Kamps

collects spores, molds, and fungus

Shawn Gaynor

is tried, true, and seldom blue

Debbie Hampton

wishes she had a tail

LJ Moore

could out-pun your Dad

Andreas Trolf

enjoys the occasional drink

Emily Goligoski

dances like everyone is watching

Jackson West

is living on the cheap in San Francisco

Nicole Martinelli

is little bit country, a little rock n' roll

Jon Adams

can grow a beard as well as Cliff Clavin

Reyhan Harmanci

is always up for a good garage sale

Zoneil Maharaj

hates vegetables

Kate Greene

is thinking about it

Annetta Black

prefers keeping it strange

Mara Sohn

waits for the next reel to spool

Chris Sabbath

is the president of his own fan club

Mat Honan

gives good Internet

Leslie Fulbright

takes cream and sugar

Lisa Tauber

has never heard that expression

Sarah Rich

knows how to keep a secret

Sean Sanford

rhymes with witty

Patrick Heig

is sorry he has to keep apologizing

Dino-Ray Ramos

is a sartorial cycle of fun

Jesse Szymanski

is good at bumming cigarettes

Drew Himmelstein

likes to be anonymous

Brendan Francis Newnam