Bold Locals
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James Nestor
says ambition is the last refuge of failure
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Elia Varela Serra
can curse in a dozen languages
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Tienlon Ho
could eat a crab this big
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Chris Atwood
is cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
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Tamara Barak Aparton
dances with dogs
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Jon Korn
does not want to be that guy
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Joshua Cobos
sure plays a mean pinball
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Caleb Garling
wonders what would happen if
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David Franklin
knows a thing about a thing or two
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Leigh Cuen
is a domesticated bookworm
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Eric Slatkin
thinks slap bracelets are so 2027
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Alanna Hale
is hungry. Again.
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Abby Wilcox
what we think, we become
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Wendy MacNaughton
is your MF'ing SF illustrator, that's who
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Summer Sewell
was just wondering
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Sasha Darling
firmly believes in cocktail attire
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Ilana Diamond
is watching you
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Sarah Verena Kleinman
can’t help but stare
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Justin Juul
ain't no goddamn sunuvabitch
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Mark Lukach
is stoked out of his mind
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Christy Chan
is on permanent sabbatical
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Sarah Gagnon
has a bad liver and a broken heart
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Noah Sanders
is wet-mouthed with anticipation
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Kelly Malone
is Martha Stewart meets Alice Cooper
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Allie Pape
can't keep it to herself
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Laura Beck
jumps out of cakes. and then eats them
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The Bold Italic
thinks being nice is pretty naughty
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L.C. Mason
welcomes you to the jungle
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Ashley Harrell
is stapled to a monkey
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Kimberly Chun
refuses to buckle down
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Tony DuShane
loves you more than you know
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Ninna Gaensler-Debs
has viking blood in her veins
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Tania Khadder
isn't so sure
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Carol Vaziri
has not slept since 2004
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Marc Dantona
is an instigator of awesome.
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Chloe Schildhause
is voguing on the streets
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Ethan Kanat
will be staying out late tonight
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Marc Hawthorne
is checking scores right now
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Anna McCarthy
fueled by tacos
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Grant Marek
is gonna take pollution down to zero
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Melisssa Tan
wouldn't have it any other way.
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Sarah Han
just got the punchline
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Sam Harnett
recycles other people's trash
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Ella Lawrence
knows it's 5pm somewhere
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Justine Sharrock
is scouring the streets
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Rose Garrett
really ties the room together
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Nicole Grant
knows the secret in the secret sauce
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Michael Stabile
likes the seedy underbelly
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Kristin Smith
is climbing something taller than herself
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Noya Kohavi
is typing up a storm
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Beth Spotswood
is nerdy, responsible, and tall
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Allan Hough
can't help having a good time
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Chrissy Loader
knows when to walk away, and when to run
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Jennifer Maerz
is an urban beach bum
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Miquel Hudin
enjoys his exclave
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Heidi Anspaugh
preaches the gospel of "fuckit"
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Andy Wright
Fun intended.
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Chelsea Hogue
will steal your anecdotes
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Broke-Ass Stuart
has probably had worse lifetimes
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Aeschleah DeMartino
wishes she had a jetpack
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Anisse Gross
forgot the words to this one
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Nato Green
is a formidable foe
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Stephanie Foo
cuts hoodlums and tape
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Linda Schumacher
is following her heart
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Aaron Britt
folds pocket squares into deadly weapons
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Jesse Hirsch
is losing his edge
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Twilight Greenaway
has some big questions
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Valerie Luu
plays with her food
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Michelle Broder Van Dyke
says it’s all the same-old-same-old, but it’s never déjà vu
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Sara Faith Alterman
puts the ass in sass
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Mariah Gardner
likes being lost at sea
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Stephen Torres
is getting lost
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Margo Moritz
thinks it's a good sign
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Eloise Porter
thinks every hour is happy hour
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Tara Ramroop Hunt
is desirous of everything at the same time
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Harmon Leon
will one day take up the harp
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Justine Quart
will steal your lunch, then review it.
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Travis Jensen & Brad Evans
respect the Tenderloin
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Jessica Lanyadoo
is a waterfall
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Chris Benz
experiences rock and roll as a rebuke
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Anna Hennings
is tall and wearing heels anyway
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Alex Koll
is currently flightless and unable to lay eggs
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N.W. Smith
shines 'cause he grinds
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Beth Cook
walks like an Egyptian
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William Mercer McLeod
loves hot nights
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Chris Roberts
would like to meet a ghost
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Ramin Rahimian
takes photos and eats food
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Isaac Fitzgerald
has a hero complex
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Laura Brunow Miner
wants to live at summer camp
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Thomas Page McBee
is a dapper rebel
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Brendan Seibel
pokes things with sticks
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Sandra Silvoy
double double this sans that
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Sasha Darling & N.W. Smith
are fighting the good fight
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Katie J.M. Baker
is Googling you right now.
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Andre Torrez
is trying to relax
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William Bostwick
makes it himself
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Bill Talic
has a devil's haircut
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Dennis Yang
still makes mixtapes
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Nikki Grattan
likes straight talk
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Rachel Levin
hopes the Big One is just a little one
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Boonsri Dickinson
likes to meet people in elevators, where it's intimate
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Andrew M. Dalton
has already made alternate plans
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Matt Baume
is on a very important case
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Ashwin Seshagiri
has pie all over his face.
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Kristen Philipkoski
is searching for the perfect platform
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Winni Wintermeyer
sticks his head in the clouds
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Kathleen Alcott
exited Dodge slowly and carefully
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Antonia Richmond
knows it when she sees it
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Hanah Snavely
is just sayin' words
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Eugene Robinson
Too much style for this planet? Experts say YES.
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TBI - 6th and Market Team
discovers a day in the life at 6th and Market
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Jonny Waldman
is strongly averse to goats
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Josh Rotter
is still looking for Mr. Goodbar
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Mary Catherine O'Connor
is trying to apply herself
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Steven Leckart
is a terrible napper
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Aaron Sankin
is subsisting exclusively on unicorn meat
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Josh Izenberg
jaywalks
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Jaimal Yogis
is dreaming of swimming with sharks
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Allison Davis
is an aspiring grown-up
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Andrew Fitzgerald
likes telling tales and spinning yarns
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Garrett Kamps
collects spores, molds, and fungus
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Shawn Gaynor
is tried, true, and seldom blue
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Debbie Hampton
wishes she had a tail
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LJ Moore
could out-pun your Dad
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Andreas Trolf
enjoys the occasional drink
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Emily Goligoski
dances like everyone is watching
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Jackson West
is living on the cheap in San Francisco
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Nicole Martinelli
is little bit country, a little rock n' roll
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Jon Adams
can grow a beard as well as Cliff Clavin
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Reyhan Harmanci
is always up for a good garage sale
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Zoneil Maharaj
hates vegetables
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Kate Greene
is thinking about it
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Annetta Black
prefers keeping it strange
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Mara Sohn
waits for the next reel to spool
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Chris Sabbath
is the president of his own fan club
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Mat Honan
gives good Internet
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Leslie Fulbright
takes cream and sugar
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Lisa Tauber
has never heard that expression
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Sarah Rich
knows how to keep a secret
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Sean Sanford
rhymes with witty
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Patrick Heig
is sorry he has to keep apologizing
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Dino-Ray Ramos
is a sartorial cycle of fun
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Jesse Szymanski
is good at bumming cigarettes
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Drew Himmelstein
likes to be anonymous
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Brendan Francis Newnam
Why are they so special?
Because we'd like to be stuck in an elevator with them. A Bold Local's life abounds with fascinating local shenanigans, and they can captivate you with the tales. They're hand-picked by The Bold Italic team to create an unruly, unpredictable and unforgettable cast of San Franciscan characters.
